Description
Yes, Captain Reaper was a notorius swashbucker, born in the 1700's, along the banks of the Mullica River is Southern New Jersey. Having an affinity for spicy foods, he set out to find the perfect hot peppers.
His travels took him around the globe, the Caribbean, Southeast Asia and many, many islands all over the 7 Seas.
Here, we have a reputed gravesite of Captain Reaper, complete with a casket, supposedly holding some of the bones of the Captain... Each casket has his shrunken skull (The results of visiting one too many of those islands, the kind that really, really do not like visitors and, supposedly, after having a tasty dinner, shrank his skull) some of his bones and brain matter.
This gravesite was found with 1 casket...
Disclaimer... Now, we all know that there was no 'real' Captain Reaper, no shrunken skulls, bones, brain matter or anything of the like... except in the imagination of some heat-warped individuals, but rather these are our Captain Reaper Rock Candy.
